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		<title>[Blog of Jokes] Sister-in-law</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span>My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.<br />
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">She was a dream</span>!</p>
<p>There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.<br />
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, <span style="font-weight: bold;">wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. </span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;"> She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear</span>.</p>
<p>It had to be deliberate.<br />
She never did it when she was near anyone else.<br />
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.<br />
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and <span style="font-weight: bold;">she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn&#8217;t overcome and didn&#8217;t really want to overcome</span>.<br />
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. <span style="font-weight: bold;">I was in total shock and couldn&#8217;t say a word</span>.</p>
<p>She said, &#8220;<span style="font-weight: bold;">I&#8217;m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me</span>.&#8221; I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. <span style="font-weight: bold;">When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me</span>.</p>
<p>I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.<br />
I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.</p>
<p>My future father-in-law was standing outside.<br />
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,<br />
&#8220;<span style="font-weight: bold;">We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn&#8217;t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family</span>.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;The moral of this story is:&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;<span style="font-weight: bold;">Always keep your condoms in your car</span>.&#8221;</span></p>
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