Punk walks into a pub with flourescent orange and green hair, tattered trousers, tattered shoes, vest with holes through it, walks next to an old man sitting by the pub and orders a drink, after a while he gets conscious that the old man is staring at him”whats the matter haven’t you ever done anything [...]
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“I’d like to come in,” replies Clinton.President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. “And who might you be?” inquires St. Peter.“It’s me, Bill Clinton, formerly the President of the United States and Leader of the Free World.”“Oh….Mr. President! What may I do for you?” asks St. Peter.“I’d like [...]
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Click Here, You Idiot You know you’ve landed in sales doo-dah when the title is designed to shock / get attention. If you aren’t 100% sure… the page design should give it away. There’s no left margin or right column. Stay on track and don’t get distracted. There aren’t links to take you away or [...]
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