Need hot water

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Funny wanted ad

Coffin wanted Can’t pay my rent, I need a place to sleep. Would be ideal if its waterproof. Cheers. – Posted By Mr D Stevens to Blog of Jokes at 4/08/2010 01:17:00 AM

Employee needed

Requirements: A lazy buggerYour eyebrows are too close togetherWoman of child-bearing age (esp. if blond, blue-eyed etc. – banned by the missus)Male under forty (banned by me)Ethnic minority with less than 5 generations based in Northern part of UKMember of a religion that insists on prayer when you should be workingLesbian (on the grounds that [...]

Job ad for a Hobo

Consider a job as a HOBO: Precinct Beverage OperativeSalary: 10p for a cup of tea + carrier bags Harold Ramp & Partners, one of Europe’s leading vagrancy consultancies are seeking to recruit an experienced precinct beverage operative to join a busy bench in Newcastle’s Eldon Square shopping centre. The successful candidate will have a proven [...]

Diary of a Cat

Diary of a Cat DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece [...]