Jokes for Kids

Jokes for Kids One of my favorite jokes kids will love A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on door and an elderly lady answered, he told her that he would like to demonstrate his vacuum for her. She invited him in and they sat on the couch and discussed the features and attachments etc, the salesman [...]

Santa Claus

Santa Claus

Safe Driving

Safe Driving I would like to share an experience with you all. It has to do with drinking and driving. As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities on our way home in recent months. Well, I for one have done something about it. The other night I was out for [...]

Men and barbecues

Men and barbecues Men and Barbecues It is important to study the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it is usually the only type of cooking a real man will do – probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the barbecue, the following chain of events [...]

Plane crash

Plane crash A plane crashed in the middle of rural Tennessee. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. The sheriff and [...]

Need hot water

– Posted By Mr D Stevens to Blog of Jokes at 5/23/2010 10:05:00 PM

Funny wanted ad

Coffin wanted Can’t pay my rent, I need a place to sleep. Would be ideal if its waterproof. Cheers. – Posted By Mr D Stevens to Blog of Jokes at 4/08/2010 01:17:00 AM

Employee needed

Requirements: A lazy buggerYour eyebrows are too close togetherWoman of child-bearing age (esp. if blond, blue-eyed etc. – banned by the missus)Male under forty (banned by me)Ethnic minority with less than 5 generations based in Northern part of UKMember of a religion that insists on prayer when you should be workingLesbian (on the grounds that [...]

Job ad for a Hobo

Consider a job as a HOBO: Precinct Beverage OperativeSalary: 10p for a cup of tea + carrier bags Harold Ramp & Partners, one of Europe’s leading vagrancy consultancies are seeking to recruit an experienced precinct beverage operative to join a busy bench in Newcastle’s Eldon Square shopping centre. The successful candidate will have a proven [...]

Diary of a Cat

Diary of a Cat DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece [...]