Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file.The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereafter. A few moments later, the front tiger feels what seems to be the other tiger’s tongue, applied just below his tail. The tiger disapproves of this action, but doesn’t want [...]
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A woman walked up to a little old man rockingin a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,”she said. “What’s your secret for a long happylife?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,”he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week,eat fatty foods, and never exercise.” “That’s [...]
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What to Wear with the IRSA man who was called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper,” the accountant replied.Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. “Do not let them intimidate [...]
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