Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time.One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.”Kenneth.””And what is your question, Kenneth?””I have three questions: First – whatever happened to the medical health care plan [...]
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her [...]
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what [...]
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could [...]
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Although he was a qualified meteorologist, Hopkins ran up a terrible record of forecasting for the TV news program. He became something of a local joke when a newspaper began keeping a record of his predictions and showed that he’d been wrong almost three hundred times in a single year.That kind of notoriety was enough [...]
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A guy walks into a post office one day to seea middle-aged, balding man standing at the countermethodically placing “Love” stamps on brightpink envelopes with hearts all over them. Hethen takes out a perfume bottle and starts sprayingscent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, hegoes up to the balding man and [...]
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Thisequation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematicalviewpoint, it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MOREthan 100%? Have you ever wondered about those people who say they are givingmore than 100%? We have all been to thosemeetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. [...]
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