Give it over 100%
This
equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical
viewpoint, it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE
than 100%? Have you ever wondered about those people who say they are giving
more than 100%?
We have all been to those
meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical
formula that might help you answer these questions:
If
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is
represented as
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Then
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
And, look how far ass kissing will take you
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%
So, one can conclude with
mathematical certainty that while
Hard Work
and
Knowledge
will get you close, and
Attitude
will
get you there, it’s the
Bullshit
and
Ass Kissing
that
will put you over the top!
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