A man his father and grandfather go into a bar for a beer. While they’re sitting at the bar a fly is flying around their head. The man spits and hits the fly, sending it into a spiral. It recovers and flys off. The bartender is like,”That was amazing!”The man says,”That was nothing, you should [...]
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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters “Well I guess that answers that riddle“.
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Bono was at a U2 concert in Ireland when he asked the audience for somequiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into themicrophone…”Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.” A drunken voice from near the front of the [...]
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– one brown, one yellow, and one black, were sitting in the waiting room at the vet’s surgery when they struck up a conversation. The black lab turned to the brown and said, “So why are you here? “The brown lab replied, “I’m a pisser. I piss on everything –the sofa, the curtains, the cat, [...]
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A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink from the same glass twice.” An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into [...]
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