A woman named Jill stood up at her church’s Testimony Meeting, or as somechurches call it, “Cry Sunday,” one Sunday morning, took the microphone from oneof the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enrapt congregation.“I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, Jim, has sufferedthis past month. He was [...]
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Teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was fascinating.”The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating.”Sally raised her hand. She said, [...]
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A German asks a prostitute for sex and she tells him it’s 20 dollars. “Fine” he says, “but I’m a bit kinky“. She agrees that this is OK as long as he doesn’t do anything violent. They get back to her flat and he gets out four big springs attached to some straps. “I want [...]
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Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite [...]
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At the church’s husband’s marriage seminar, the Priest asked Luigi, on his upcoming 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Luigi replied to the audience “Well, I’v-a tried to treat-a her well, spend-a da money on [...]
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