Just a few handy hints for those of you new to this….DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS40-ish – 49Adventurous – Slept with everyoneAthletic – No titsAverage looking – UglyBeautiful – Pathological liarContagious Smile – Does a lot of pillsEmotionally secure – On medicationFeminist – FatFree spirit – JunkieFriendship first – Former very *friendly* personFun – AnnoyingNew [...]
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After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.Cinderella said, “Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years“?The fairy godmother replied, [...]
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“doctor, i have an ear ache.”2000 b.c.-”here, eat this root.”1000 b.c.-”that root is heathen, say this prayer.”1850 a.d.-”that prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”1985 a.d.-”that pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”2000 a.d.- “that antibiotic is artificial, here,eat this root!”
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