Which airline?

A guy sitting at a bar at Gatwick noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?” Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: “Love to fly [...]

Farting couple

There once was a married couple whose relationship was good except for one thing. The husband had a terrible farting problem. After an extremely fart filled day the wife told the husband that one day he’s going to fart all of his insides out. He told her she was crazy and went to take a [...]