Jokes and funny moments

Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother andsister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby. “Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaimed the brother. “And why not?” asked Stan.“Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?” Stan said nothing. The brother grew impatient, [...]

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Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, andsome days you’re the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, justin case you have to eat them. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax [...]

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