Survivor in Texas
Posted on February 3rd, 2009 by jokes
Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is
planning to do one
entitled, “Survivor, Texas-Style.”
The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco ,
Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will
then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo .
From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back
to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
“I’m Gay,”
“I Love the Dixie Chicks,” “Boycott Beef,” “I
Voted for Obama,” “George
Strait Sucks,” “Hillary in 2012” and “I’m here to
confiscate your guns.”
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
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