Job ad for a Hobo

Posted on November 27th, 2009 by jokes

Consider a job as a HOBO: Precinct Beverage OperativeSalary: 10p for a cup of tea + carrier bags Harold Ramp & Partners, one of Europe’s leading vagrancy consultancies are seeking to recruit an experienced precinct beverage operative to join a busy bench in Newcastle’s Eldon Square shopping centre. The successful candidate will have a proven [...]

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Diary of a Cat

Posted on November 27th, 2009 by jokes

Diary of a Cat DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece [...]

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