A woman walked up to a little old man rockingin a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,”she said. “What’s your secret for a long happylife?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,”he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week,eat fatty foods, and never exercise.” “That’s [...]
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What to Wear with the IRSA man who was called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper,” the accountant replied.Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. “Do not let them intimidate [...]
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Punk walks into a pub with flourescent orange and green hair, tattered trousers, tattered shoes, vest with holes through it, walks next to an old man sitting by the pub and orders a drink, after a while he gets conscious that the old man is staring at him”whats the matter haven’t you ever done anything [...]
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“I’d like to come in,” replies Clinton.President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. “And who might you be?” inquires St. Peter.“It’s me, Bill Clinton, formerly the President of the United States and Leader of the Free World.”“Oh….Mr. President! What may I do for you?” asks St. Peter.“I’d like [...]
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Click Here, You Idiot You know you’ve landed in sales doo-dah when the title is designed to shock / get attention. If you aren’t 100% sure… the page design should give it away. There’s no left margin or right column. Stay on track and don’t get distracted. There aren’t links to take you away or [...]
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, “Quick pour me twelve drinks.” So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, “Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast.” The guys says, “Well, [...]
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Hopefully this blog will be filled with jokes and amusing scenarios on the web Let me start with this funny post: a slew of badly named URI’sFirstly there is Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous: www.whorepresents.comSecond is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views: [...]
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