You shouldn’t be eating pussy at such a young age
Posted on July 13th, 2008 by jokes
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Special of the day…
Posted on April 19th, 2008 by jokes
Special of the day Frog legs
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When at the gym
Posted on February 26th, 2008 by jokes
Remember when you go to the gym DO NOT SWALLOW CHEWING GUM
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Grand strong muscular man with a little…
Posted on January 16th, 2008 by jokes
tiny head struts into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender begins mixing the drink while strangely observing the muscular shaped man who appears to have a very little shrunken head. As the bartender begins to serve Grand his drink says, ‘Excuse me sir I don’t mean to be rude or anything like [...]
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Sayings
Posted on August 3rd, 2007 by jokes
1) My first wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn’t!2) I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.3) I used to work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!4) Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.5) I used to [...]
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Which airline?
Posted on July 27th, 2007 by jokes
A guy sitting at a bar at Gatwick noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?” Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: “Love to fly [...]
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Farting couple
Posted on July 13th, 2007 by jokes
There once was a married couple whose relationship was good except for one thing. The husband had a terrible farting problem. After an extremely fart filled day the wife told the husband that one day he’s going to fart all of his insides out. He told her she was crazy and went to take a [...]
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Guide to online dating
Posted on June 21st, 2007 by jokes
Just a few handy hints for those of you new to this….DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS40-ish – 49Adventurous – Slept with everyoneAthletic – No titsAverage looking – UglyBeautiful – Pathological liarContagious Smile – Does a lot of pillsEmotionally secure – On medicationFeminist – FatFree spirit – JunkieFriendship first – Former very *friendly* personFun – AnnoyingNew [...]
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Cinderella and her cat
Posted on June 11th, 2007 by jokes
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.Cinderella said, “Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years“?The fairy godmother replied, [...]
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