Tattoo
Posted on February 23rd, 2007 by jokes
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Teacher and little girl
Posted on February 23rd, 2007 by jokes
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could [...]
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New pill for all of life’s problems
Posted on February 21st, 2007 by jokes
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The weatherman
Posted on February 21st, 2007 by jokes
Although he was a qualified meteorologist, Hopkins ran up a terrible record of forecasting for the TV news program. He became something of a local joke when a newspaper began keeping a record of his predictions and showed that he’d been wrong almost three hundred times in a single year.That kind of notoriety was enough [...]
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Love pays the rent
Posted on February 15th, 2007 by jokes
A guy walks into a post office one day to seea middle-aged, balding man standing at the countermethodically placing “Love” stamps on brightpink envelopes with hearts all over them. Hethen takes out a perfume bottle and starts sprayingscent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, hegoes up to the balding man and [...]
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Give it over 100%
Posted on February 3rd, 2007 by jokes
Thisequation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematicalviewpoint, it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MOREthan 100%? Have you ever wondered about those people who say they are givingmore than 100%? We have all been to thosemeetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. [...]
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NFL Wants To Remind You That Having People Over To Watch The Super Bowl On A Big Screen Is Copyright Infringement
Posted on February 3rd, 2007 by jokes
NFL Wants To Remind You That Having People Over To Watch The Super Bowl On A Big Screen Is Copyright Infringementfrom the laws-written-by-lobbyists deptWhat is it with sports leagues and their desire to limit how their fans can enjoy the game? There’s Major League Baseball, who keeps trying to insist that they own the facts [...]
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Meeting people on the eater’net
Posted on February 2nd, 2007 by jokes
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What do lawyers taste like
Posted on January 31st, 2007 by jokes
Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file.The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereafter. A few moments later, the front tiger feels what seems to be the other tiger’s tongue, applied just below his tail. The tiger disapproves of this action, but doesn’t want [...]
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