Need hot water
Posted on May 24th, 2010 by jokes
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Funny wanted ad
Posted on April 8th, 2010 by jokes
Coffin wanted Can’t pay my rent, I need a place to sleep. Would be ideal if its waterproof. Cheers. – Posted By Mr D Stevens to Blog of Jokes at 4/08/2010 01:17:00 AM
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Employee needed
Posted on March 10th, 2010 by jokes
Requirements: A lazy buggerYour eyebrows are too close togetherWoman of child-bearing age (esp. if blond, blue-eyed etc. – banned by the missus)Male under forty (banned by me)Ethnic minority with less than 5 generations based in Northern part of UKMember of a religion that insists on prayer when you should be workingLesbian (on the grounds that [...]
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Job ad for a Hobo
Posted on November 27th, 2009 by jokes
Consider a job as a HOBO: Precinct Beverage OperativeSalary: 10p for a cup of tea + carrier bags Harold Ramp & Partners, one of Europe’s leading vagrancy consultancies are seeking to recruit an experienced precinct beverage operative to join a busy bench in Newcastle’s Eldon Square shopping centre. The successful candidate will have a proven [...]
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Diary of a Cat
Posted on November 27th, 2009 by jokes
Diary of a Cat DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece [...]
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What men and women want
Posted on October 7th, 2009 by jokes
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as [...]
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Boy with a letter to God
Posted on October 7th, 2009 by jokes
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00 When The postal authorities received the letter addressed to : God , USA , … they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he [...]
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[Blog of Jokes] Deaf wife
Posted on September 28th, 2009 by jokes
A man marries a deaf woman. He tells her they need a code for having sex. Pull on my member once for yes, 42 times for no . . .
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[Blog of Jokes] Sister-in-law
Posted on September 28th, 2009 by jokes
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My [...]
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[Blog of Jokes] Answering machine messages
Posted on September 28th, 2009 by jokes
Option 1 “My lover and I can’t come to the phone right now but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished.” Option 2 “A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So, leave a message.” Option [...]
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