My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My [...]
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Option 1 “My lover and I can’t come to the phone right now but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished.” Option 2 “A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So, leave a message.” Option [...]
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An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. French man: “You American folk eat the whole bread??” American (in a bad mood): “Of course.” French: (after blowing a huge bubble) [...]
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