A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as [...]
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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00 When The postal authorities received the letter addressed to : God , USA , … they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he [...]
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A man marries a deaf woman. He tells her they need a code for having sex. Pull on my member once for yes, 42 times for no . . .
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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My [...]
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Option 1 “My lover and I can’t come to the phone right now but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished.” Option 2 “A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So, leave a message.” Option [...]
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An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. French man: “You American folk eat the whole bread??” American (in a bad mood): “Of course.” French: (after blowing a huge bubble) [...]
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Question: How much a day do you make and what do you do? Answer: I make about $500 a day, my tools require a water pistol, a ski mask, and a fast car, willing to do a JV(joint venture) with about two to three people, any takers?
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