The best method to making 5k a month is to go and buy a little thin hacksaw blade, a strong rucksack and wet tissues. Walk around your estate looking for telephone boxes. Once you’ve spotted a couple that are easily reachable and not in too hot a location then just insert your hacksaw into the [...]
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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is inreal distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, [...]
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word “fuck.” It is the one magical word, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, takes its name from the German word “fricken,” which means “to strike.” [...]
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One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” “It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?” He yelled back, ” University of Oklahoma ” And they say blondes [...]
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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, ‘Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?’ Little Johnny waves his hand, ‘Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!’ Miss Rogers:’All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?’ Little Johnny says, ‘Mas-tur-bate.’ Miss Rogers smiles and [...]
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A certain young man finally got a date with a young blonde that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, [...]
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Nothing They both moan when they comeand take everything when they leave.
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A husband, wife and a son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says “I’ll have a chocolate.” The wife says “I’ll have a vanilla.” Then the dad slaps his son in the back of the head and says “What do you want fat head?” The lady helping them says “Why did you hit him [...]
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “especially the really tight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they [...]
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Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, “Survivor, Texas-Style.” The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , [...]
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