This blind guy walked into a department store with his seeing-eyedog and headed straight for the men’s department. Surroundedby pajamas and neckties, he proceeded to come to a stop,pick up his German Shepherd by the hind legs, and swingthe dog around and around in a circle. A startled clerk ran over to him, saying loudly, [...]
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Detroit, MI (AP) – A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Wayne County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with [...]
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This is why I didn’t show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife’s grandpa’s cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I agreed to do the unpleasant task. [...]
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Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. ‘Congratulations,’ says the nurse to the new parents. ‘Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?’ The puzzled father looks at his [...]
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An Italian applies for a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test. “Here’s your first question,” the foreman said. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.” “Withouta numbers?” the Italian says, “Datsa easy.” and he proceeds to draw three trees. “What’s this?” the boss asks. “Are you short [...]
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On the Tonight Show With Jay Leno, Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a person ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience and there was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! What do you think? “It was midwinter, snowing and [...]
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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up — fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, ‘My father’s an exotic dancer in [...]
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